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Describe your hottest sexual experience in detail, from start to finish.

I woke up at 4 because I was tired from grad bash ( i got in at 6 a.m.) and i took a shower and *** caled while i was in the shower, so i called him back and he said he wanted to hang out at around 8, he came way earlier because his house was boring and he walked here with his little brother and we went to the ****** (I FELT SO AT HOME! IT REMINDED ME OF THE FEAST!!!, fireworks! awesome 

) then after the fireworks were over, we all walked his cousin home, then we walked his little brother to their road so he could go home, then me and *** walked to my house. i asked him if he wanted to come in and he wasn’t answering so i was like, “You’re taking too long to answer, get inside” so we got inside, i took my pants and shoes off because it rained, and we walked, so my pants and shoes were soaked. he took his shoes and socks off and he was like “it’s wet, calm down.” and he took his shirt off and i was like “whats your excuse for that?” “don’t have one” so i asked him for a massage because my back was killing me from the bus ride back, so he gave me a quick massage and, again, i was in my underwear. he started rubbing on me from behind and i couldn’t stay like that because it was getting hot, so i rolled over and he started grinding on me and i took his dick outta his boxers and started rubbing it against my underwear, he liiikkkkedddd it 

 and then after a long time of that, he pulled me up and he wanted me to suck his dick, and my throat was hurting from screaming all day friday, so i just licked it, then i came up and he kept rubbing on me and, this was funny, he had to wrestle me because i kept trying to stop him from doing what he was doing and i was laughing and moaning and he was all like “ahh mixed emotions!” it was hilarious lol, and then he stopped me from rubbing his dick against me and he was like “do you have a condom i can put on so i dont, you know. ?” and i was like “yeah but it might feel weird on you, it has studs.” so i got it and i was like “do you know how to put it on?” and he was like “i’ll figure it out” and i was like “Noo, I’ll do it” so i tried to get it open and i couldnt so i handed it to him and was like “step one: get it open” XD so he got it open and i put it on him. then he lifted my legs and took my underwear off, and started again, grinding against me, and he started beating off, like, he was still against me, but i could his dick and his hand, pleasure for two lol, and then after a while of that, he was like “use your hand” and i started to, i kept rubbing his dick all up and down me and i stopped myself, and he used his hand again, and he was like “use your hand” and i was like “if i use my hand youre gonna end up doing something you dont wanna do” and he started with his hand again, and i went to use mine again and i stopped myself like “No, bad hands!” and he chuckled and he used his hand again and after a while of that he was like BAM! and in my head i was like “OH. MAH. GOD. Did his penis just enter me? OH MAH GOD IT DID!” and, oh my god, you would’ve never thought he was a virgin. he was doing such a good fucking job. Now, I’m in shock the entire time. I am in such SHOCK the ENTIRE time. after a while of him being on top, i whispered in his ear, “Lay down” and me being the pimp i am, he listened. so i got on top and started riding him and god damn. his dick felt great. it’s wide too! my legs and hips were killing me after a long while of me being on top, so i told him i need to lay down, so i laid down and he started fucking me again and i was like, i cant even describe it, had nothingto grab onto because it was super fucking hot in my room and we were both all sweaty and oh man, it was great. i told him i needed to stop, i was getting so out of breath and again, REALLY HOT in my room. so we just laid down and i was like “I can’t believe you just did me, I can’t look at you the same.”” and he said dont tell anyone, but ill tell you, only you, i trust you. and i told im not to tell anyone, he called me a cradle robber XD and i was like “what made you do that?” and he was like ” i was really fucking horny” ad i was like “usually if youre horny you ask for a blow job” and he was like, “yeah i know.”



Now, that may not seem exactly hot, but it was the hottest (both literally and sexually) that’s ever happened to me, and I loved every minute of it.

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