Which time is it in your country right now? :)
troublesometwins: boku-no-homostuck: awayways: 12:51 AM, 1/1/12, The Philippines! 11:54am in Maryland durhurr 8:56 AM in California 12 in GA
When you're asked to babysit small children...
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Home alone & I hear a noise
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
What's the difference between tumblr and a...
A restaurant has servers that work.
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said your status will be like going to a concert with friends!!!!!111 and said adult will be like hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
Being bisexual isn't what makes someone cheat....
my child: mum, can you help me with this project?
me: no, you're old enough to do these things by yourself.
my child: it's a project on harry potter.
me: GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A YOU EVER GET, BUCKBEAK.
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*