December 2011
Which time is it in your country right now? :)
troublesometwins:
boku-no-homostuck:
awayways:
12:51 AM, 1/1/12, The Philippines!
11:54am in Maryland durhurr
8:56 AM in California
12 in GA
Daily Rage
colettecoolstorybro:
When you're asked to babysit small children...
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Home alone & I hear a noise
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
What's the difference between tumblr and a...
A restaurant has servers that work.
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said
your status will be like
going to a concert with friends!!!!!111
and said adult will be like
hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
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Being bisexual isn't what makes someone cheat....
my child: mum, can you help me with this project?
me: no, you're old enough to do these things by yourself.
my child: it's a project on harry potter.
me: GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A YOU EVER GET, BUCKBEAK.
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*